So... Hi. I'm a creep..like the song.. lol jk. But seriously, I'm weird... like extremely weird. I'm awkward, crazy, funny, evil (I guess?)... My name is Stephanie btw, but you can call me Steph. I am a Directioner, Whovian, Potterhead, and a bunch of other things. I have recently become obsessed with Jelsa and Merricup. Tyler Oakley is my queen. I live on Starbucks and Youtube. I love art. Marcus Butler, Caspar Lee, Thatcherjoe, Zoella, Alfie Deyes, Conor Franta, Jacksgap, etc. are awesome. I'm a conspiracy theorist... lol. I'm also really sarcastic and perverted... so if you aren't into that... LEAVE. Ummmmm I have a fucked up, gruesome sense of humor... yeah... I guess that's pretty much it... lol.

Later

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

(Source: lsaac)

awwww-cute:

Geronimo

awwww-cute:

Geronimo

hodgepodgeofablog:

huntjumptardis:

breakS BUTTon PRESinG sO hARD

Yes but…the typo…it bothers me.

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man! 

(Source: lotrdaily)

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

jamisbest:

holmestiel-love:

lilflappyhands:

mrs-cucumberbachelor:

oceansilhouette:

Cute little marshmallows 

this makes me so happy


Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow?

Is it a… cannibal?

I think it’s the marshmallow’s mom and it’s trying to comfort the little marshmallow

Maybe it’s a habit specific to the marshmallow species

oh ok

legalmexican:

arthur-recaps:

i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch

SHE WAS SO COLD